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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL DAY!
I am sat with my flatmate Richard and asked him what I should get you and told him how awesome you are (and showed him a picture of your back - courtesy of![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
winterlover) and he said I should set you up with him on a date and I said you were too cute for him, although he is 'well worldy' too by his own estimation (I think that is chav for cute), but obviously I said he'd have competition from me so now he's running round the flat chanting "threesome" and this is really not how I saw your birthday gift going so (quickly changing tack), have some booze on me - you know how I like to get you drunk!
( Here be alcohol - it's your birthday after all. Ideal! )
I am sat with my flatmate Richard and asked him what I should get you and told him how awesome you are (and showed him a picture of your back - courtesy of
winterlover) and he said I should set you up with him on a date and I said you were too cute for him, although he is 'well worldy' too by his own estimation (I think that is chav for cute), but obviously I said he'd have competition from me so now he's running round the flat chanting "threesome" and this is really not how I saw your birthday gift going so (quickly changing tack), have some booze on me - you know how I like to get you drunk!( Here be alcohol - it's your birthday after all. Ideal! )