In the midst of this sea and on the edge of this desert.

Aldi dear, what is this comment? It's too nice - you are supposed to be mocking my accent or pronounciation or something! I know I have a very standard middle-england accent but I think I may have said Balabama and Tronny and other made up things.
"is bizarrely aggreived about not being mocked* #perverse

Although yes, highly amused is my usual tone - did try to rein it in here but it seeped out a little at the end.

And, LOL, the Buffy Gentlemen, *pictures you with hollow eyes and veiny forehead* You make a splendid tv villain, carry on!