I'm in hell? What? I'm a good girl I am!

[amoama]

Yeah yeah, you can all lose all respect for me, I'm only in the 2nd level of hell. I would be annoyed, agrieved, whatever but this unimpeachable website tells me that I'm there with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy so I'm all good (see *lustful* VERY HIGH). Also I did this at work, that means hell points yes?

You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

If spaghettitoes scores higher than me, THEN I'll be upset!

Comments

[aldiara.insanejournal.com]

Wait, wait... you're getting molested by the WIND? Oh, honey. Come join us for a lustful mud bath in the 5th level.

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

As long as it's THE WIND and not WIND.

But yes, *runs* a mud bath or two would be delightful.

[spaghettitoes.insanejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Evil work is evil but you can bet your arse I'm taking this test when I get home! Level 1 here I come! I shall wave down at all of you and make a CCTV show out of everyone on Level 5.

Surely this test is pointless because we all know we are going to the special hell reserved just for the Eskimos.

[spaghettitoes.insanejournal.com]

Also - I love your icon <3

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

Haha, it does rather tailspin me into fantasy land. ;P

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

You may have a point! (At least we'll be together, frolicking in hell. -there will be frolicking right?)

*waits patiently for you to get home*

ARE YOU HOME YET? ARE YOU? IS WORK OVER? PLEASE SAY IT IS.

[momogermany.insanejournal.com]

Gloomy Level 5 resident just drops by to say hi ;)

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

Oh Eeyore! *loves and hugs and loves some more* Don't be sad! Spend time with me and Helen and Cleopatra. We are having a beautiful time and we all go nuts for Eeyore. *kisses all over*

[merkyderry.insanejournal.com]

Wow, you're with Helen and Cleopatra? How's the party scene?

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

Well it was going really well, had quite a hopping homolulus vibe but both ladies are really pretty demanding (fighting over me obviously) so it's all a bit tense right now.

[merkyderry.insanejournal.com]

May I take a holiday at your level? And, obviously yes, you're a catch! :)

Surely, you three will find a way to work this out :D

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

Yes, head on down! Maybe with you here (and your violent tendencies) we can menage-a-four our way out of the drama.

[merkyderry.insanejournal.com]

Violence? Never! I really think this will be ok through diplomacy & a dinner party. Yup. :D

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

Diplomacy? Right! *looks that up* Something new and different for these ladies anyway. No thousand ships or dramatic suicides. New rules in hell, bitches. And wine and canopes. Excellent.

[merkyderry.insanejournal.com]

I guess hell means restraint?

[winterlover.insanejournal.com]

I can take one of them off you, if you desire. I'll be in the same level. Mmh, Cleopatra (needs to look like Elizabeth Taylor!)...

[amo_amas_amat.insanejournal.com]

Oh dear please see twitter for the bad taste Elizabeth Taylor Leichenschmaus joke that your comment led me too. We both belong in Hell for sure.

Also no taking thank you, sharing only! But weeeeeeh *shares* - I am enjoying our lowly circle very muchly!

[winterlover.insanejournal.com]

I meant it in a very loving way. *reads your joke* haha.
But - eight husbands! Elizabeth definitely had her share of "lustful".

No problem with sharing, better even - circulate!